If liberals don't like it, they ban it

Für den geneigten deutschsprachigen Leser der Hinweis, ein "liberal" in den USA ist kein Liberaler im europäischen Sinn, sondern ein Linker, oder böse formuliert, ein Sozialist.

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants meat products banned.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he tries to better his situation.
A liberal wants to know who is going to fix it for him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals want those they don't like to be silenced.
If a conservative is a nonbeliever, he doesn't go to church.
If a liberal is a nonbeliever he wants any mention of religion silenced, unless, of course, the religion is from another culture.
If a conservative needs health care he shops for it, or looks for a job that will provide it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us provide for it.
A conservative will read this and will forward it, so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will read this and delete it, because he's offended.